Lull

Ah tumblr. The spin of the lies, the burn of deseat. The cute kittens only ease that which hurts you and lulls you in for more.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Are you

Are you the manager?

No, the bouncer.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

3 P's

Prawn, porn and pron. All can be good. All can be oh so very wrong.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Office Gothic

Not what you thought it was, not what you ever thought you would want. Just something that drives you crazy and makes you want a longer vacation that never comes. Like a raise. For ever a brides maid and never a manager.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

No One

No one realizes how evil they are until the day...

The day when they say 'for your own good' and they don't actually mean it.  

With kindest regards,

The Translator