Arsenic

As a warning... One we had never thought we would ever truly have to make...

Please do not lick the arsenic green wall paper.

Furthermore please do not lick arsenic.

Honestly, while we endeavor the exploration of new things. We make note of the emphasis on the unsaid but assumed knowledge that it would be safe thing s that one would try.

Of all things why does it always have to be the arsenic.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Rat Race

The rat race of the corporate world in so mundane.

It should not, and deserves not to be connected to such cute and intelligent animals.

Some offices seem more like angry goldfish.

Others are vicious death traps with no end.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

The man

Woe to all who fear the man! For he is weak with his own insecurities!

Weak and so messed up in the head that not even a song from the 90's can articulate just how toxic the situation is.

Down with the sickness indeed.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Tiny Fluffy Rage

Beware the Tiny Fluffy Rage!

For it is small, possibly even cute.

Yet its rage is such that even the most stalwart of companions will back away when let loose!

For even the tiniest of the fluffy rages can be cute as they rip open your jugular.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

A Bad Interview

A bad interview can make or break anyone.

In the corporate world they like to blame the person going for the interview, not realizing that they too are interviewing to be the place that the potential employee says yes to.

A bad interview has broken companies.

See a job posting that seems to always bee there and yet you never hear anything about it from people? That could be a company that has such a bad culture that it shows in their bad interview practices.

Always be aware.

Always.

With kindest regards,

The Translator