September 4, 2023

That word


That thing with the word.
That one word for everything.
Yeah, that.

With kindest regards,
The Translator

August 21, 2023

Your Life


Does your life suck? Do you suffer a great deal of deja vu? 
Perhaps consider this, could you be in purgatory and being forced to re-live your long suffering life? 
If so, you have our condolences.

With kindest regards,
The Translator

August 7, 2023

Arsenic


As a warning... One we had never thought we would ever truly have to make...
Please do not lick the arsenic green wall paper.
Furthermore please do not lick arsenic.
Honestly, while we endeavor the exploration of new things. We make note of the emphasis on the unsaid but assumed knowledge that it would be safe thing s that one would try.
Of all things why does it always have to be the arsenic.

With kindest regards,
The Translator

July 17, 2023

Rat Race


The rat race of the corporate world in so mundane.
It should not, and deserves not to be connected to such cute and intelligent animals.
Some offices seem more like angry goldfish.
Others are vicious death traps with no end.

With kindest regards,
The Translator

July 3, 2023

The man


Woe to all who fear the man! For he is weak with his own insecurities!
Weak and so messed up in the head that not even a song from the 90's can articulate just how toxic the situation is.
Down with the sickness indeed.

With kindest regards,
The Translator