Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.
May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!
Please remember that this is all in good fun.
February 20 - March 20
By the stars and their light! Pisces your day that will be swampy with
many frogs is going to be a delight!
Yesterday the Haunting moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be alive!
The light that shines upon you is spooky like an abandoned brutalist building
that is being taken back by nature.
The Sun and the Moon have whispered to thee, your lucky numbers are 43, 65, 73, 14, 60, 3, 86
A quote for your week.
“The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and everyday confirms my belief of the inconsistencies of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.”
― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
March 21 - April 20
Forsooth Aries! Woe to thoughts that cross your path as your day will be bad!
The New moon from yesterday will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be warned.
The light that shines upon you is spooky like an evil Christmas Tree.
Look left! Look Right! And here arn't your lucky numbers a sight?
Your lucky numbers are 5, 15, 12, 74, 82, 18, 63
A quote for your week.
“To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain the first fifteen years of her life than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
Taurus
April 21 - May 21
Anger an wrath to salvage your day of running from infants.
Yesterday the Famished moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be asleep.
The light that shines upon you is invisible like a jet.
Better keep an eye out on the counter tonight! Your lucky numbers are 20, 73, 72, 19, 96, 58, 43
A quote for your week.
“When you don’t have the skill you need, you hire someone who does; and when you can’t do that, you find a way to fake it. Some days I think that explains most of my career.”
― Steven Brust, Hawk
Gemini
May 22 - June 21
Hmm, bit of a bad turn Gemini. You are going to have a relaxing day.
Pity be what pity is, such a shame that yesterdays Moon was Partial!
The light that shines upon you is good like the decisions you haven't made.
Be not afraid! For your lucky numbers are as follows! 93, 58, 96, 28, 54, 90, 42
A quote for your week.
“There’s nothing to tell.” I gave her a brief discussion of fertilizer. She seemed unimpressed with my agricultural expertise. “Believe what you like,” she said. It was good to have permission, but I resisted telling her so.”
― Steven Brust, Iorich
Cancer
June 22 - July 22
As the sun is juggled by the clouds so to will your heavenly day.
Yesterdays moon was Stoned. Better luck next time!
The light that shines upon you is heaven like the first taste of your favorite meal.
The winds of luck have shined upon you! Your lucky numbers are 53, 11, 36, 22, 51, 19, 63
A quote for your week.
“Her pleasure in the walk must arise from the exercise and the day, from the view of the last smiles of the year upon the tawny leaves and withered hedges, and from repeating to herself some few of the thousand poetical descriptions extant of autumn--that season of peculiar and inexhaustible influence on the mind of taste and tenderness--that season which has drawn from every poet worthy of being read some attempt at description, or some lines of feeling.”
― Jane Austen, Persuasion
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Such a shame Leo! Your day looks like it's going to be a day
when The Swamp Hag has cursed you. Better luck next time!
Beckoning, dancing and twirling under the stars and during
your waxed moon as it lit up the night last night.
The light that shines upon you is terribly full of stress.
Be aware! Your lucky numbers are 2, 30, 32, 86, 62, 49, 47
A quote for your week.
“Why do you work so hard to make yourself disliked? I should think you'd find it happens enough on its own without putting yourself to any extra trouble.”
― Steven Brust, Tiassa
Virgo
August 23 - September 23
Oh what luck! For Virgo your day is going to be a day of cursing the elders.
Your Wanting moon has taken a vacation, please check again later.
The light that shines upon you is bountiful like a bosom.
Your lucky numbers are said to be 34, 48, 65, 2, 9, 57, 86 by the sky and the stars that soar in it.
A quote for your week.
“I cannot make speeches, Emma...If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more. But you know what I am. You hear nothing but truth from me. I have blamed you, and lectured you, and you have borne it as no other woman in England would have borne it.” ― Jane Austen, Emma
“That's what does it-- that moment where you think you're lost, and then discover that you're not, that you've never really left. There's something that happens in that incredible tiny no-time, and that something is like the revelation of learning.” ― Steven Brust, The Sun, the Moon, & the Stars
“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
Libera
September 24- October 23
Congratulations Libera! Your day is going to be a day
when The Swamp Hag was watching you! Isn't that a gas?
Yesterdays Moon was Devoured! Yikes!
The light that shines upon you is spooky like the cutest little kitten.
One day your lucky numbers will win a lottery. 18, 25, 11, 92, 58, 19, 35
A quote for your week.
“There was a sergeant at a desk. I knew he was a sergeant because I recognized the marks on his uniform, and I knew it was a desk because it's always a desk. There's always someone at a desk, except when it's a table that functions as a desk. You sit behind a desk, and everyone knows you're supposed to be there, and that you're doing something that involves your brain. It's an odd, special kind of importance. I think everyone should get a desk; you can sit behind it when you feel like you don't matter.”
― Steven Brust, Iorich
Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18
Congratulations Ophiuchus! Your day is going to be good!
Yesterday the Relaxing moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be festive!
The light that shines upon you is famished like a starved dog.
Little lucky numbers 12, 87, 36, 52, 32, 99, 16
A quote for your week.
“Paarfi undertakes a detailed examination on the virtues of brevity: It would seem, therefore, that if we allow our readers, by virtue of being in the company of the historian, to eavesdrop on this interchange, we will have, in one scene, discharged two obligations; a sacrifice, if we may say so, to the god Brevity, whom all historians, indeed, all who work with the written word, ought to worship. We cannot say too little on this subject.”
― Steven Brust, The Phoenix Guards
Scorpio
October 24 - November 22
The goddess has granted Scorpio a day of haunting!
Looks like you Lucky Moon for yesterday was Doubled! Gnarly!
The light that shines upon you is flickering like a rave.
Your lucky numbers look to be 89, 93, 40, 57, 79, 98, 9
A quote for your week.
“If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient; at others, so bewildered and so weak; and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control! We are, to be sure, a miracle every way; but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out.”
― Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21
Your day looks like it's going to be a day when The Swamp Hag has blessed you.
Better luck next time Sagittarius!
Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be Missing? The horror!
The light that shines upon you is cursing the elders.
The wind and the tress have whispered that your lucky numbers are to be 59, 82, 68, 23, 71, 93, 42!
A quote for your week.
“But here’s the thing, when I’m in a place, with nothing between me and a long, long fall, one long enough that I know I wouldn’t survive, it isn’t that I’m afraid I’ll fall, it’s that I’m afraid I’ll jump. It’s not like I want to die, I don’t—if I wanted to die, I’ve had plenty of opportunities. But there’s something about being one step away from death that makes me want to take that one step. It’s an almost palpable temptation, and that scares me.”
― Steven Brust, Lyorn
Capricorn
December 22 - January 20
The bees have whispered their song to the Sun and Sky! Today Capricorn your day will be so fetch!
Time to start planning a garden for fun because according to yesterdays Moon Lustful!
The light that shines upon you is full of the fury of the ages.
Lucky numbers are such a tricky thing! Yet yours appear to be 65, 28, 72, 92, 10, 58, 13
A quote for your week.
"Perhaps I shall. Yes, yes, if you please, no reference to examples in books. Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands. I will not allow books to prove anything.”
― Jane Austen, Persuasion
Aquarius
January 21 - February 19
These days go by but for today your day is full of finding out.
Yesterday the Envy moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be full.
The light that shines upon you is bright like a hamster.
You lucky numbers seem to be 37, 5, 36, 26, 71, 53, 76
A quote for your week.
“I’d forgotten to close the shutters again, and so woke with the Furnace burning painfully into my eyes. I cursed for a little while, then got up and closed them, because it is better to close the shutters than curse the light, or however that goes. I tried to sleep some more but it didn’t take.”
― Steven Brust, Jhegaala
