Once

Once upon a time there were things. And then there were wings. Sadly they were not one and the same.

Later came the fangs and then the tails. Yet again they were not with the things or anything else.

Once the plants came so to did awareness. Unfortunately awareness came to all prior things as well.

Thus did the plants weep with having to hear all the prior things complain.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Squick

One squick, two squick... Ick ick ick... New kink found?

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Snoot

All hail the great snoot-moot! For they have the best doctors and health insurance known to the land of snoots. They also wish to mention that the great snoot-moot potluck will occur on the seventh tuning of the 13th worm of the heavens.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Burn

Burning, burning, twisting, turning.

Fiery hot sauce and the midnight oil.

Waists laid low and enemies concord.

Worms feast.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

The Blotters Blog of the Odd Occorance

The Blotters Blog of the Odd Occurrence

A reinvigorated version of the blog that was, with new and active twists and tails to come.

Always updates on the thirteenth of each month.

Always updates on the First Monday.

Additional occurrences as available. Pending moon cycles, mercury in retrograde and other particularly otherworldly occurrences.

The Translator posts from the city of the beautiful river near our neighbors to the north. As such, weather predictions can never be trusted. Mercury will always be in retrograde and the consulate is looking for insolent coworkers.

More to come, perhaps.  

With kindest regards,

The Translator