Truth

The wool of truth may be made of any species of wool. So long as it is spun with intent and created with a pure heart. Be warned, truth can be a fickle thing!

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Lull

Ah tumblr. The spin of the lies, the burn of deseat. The cute kittens only ease that which hurts you and lulls you in for more.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Are you

Are you the manager?

No, the bouncer.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

3 P's

Prawn, porn and pron. All can be good. All can be oh so very wrong.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Office Gothic

Not what you thought it was, not what you ever thought you would want. Just something that drives you crazy and makes you want a longer vacation that never comes. Like a raise. For ever a brides maid and never a manager.

With kindest regards,

The Translator