Does your life suck? Do you suffer a
great deal of deja vu?
Perhaps consider this, could you be in purgatory
and being forced to re-live your long suffering life?
If so, you have
our condolences.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
Haute couture and snooty writing abounds in this quaint and creepy blog of announcements, town gossip, horrorscopes and other works regarding fictional people, beings and places.
August 21, 2023
August 7, 2023
Arsenic
As a warning... One we had never
thought we would ever truly have to make...
Please do not lick the
arsenic green wall paper.
Furthermore please do not lick arsenic.
Honestly, while we endeavor the exploration of new things. We make
note of the emphasis on the unsaid but assumed knowledge that it
would be safe thing s that one would try.
Of all things why does
it always have to be the arsenic.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
July 17, 2023
Rat Race
The rat race of the corporate world in so mundane.
It should not, and deserves not to be connected to such cute and intelligent animals.
Some offices seem more like angry goldfish.
Others are vicious death traps with no end.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
July 3, 2023
The man
Woe to all who fear the man! For he is weak with his own insecurities!
Weak and so messed up in the head that not even a song from the 90's can articulate just how toxic the situation is.
Down with the sickness indeed.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
June 19, 2023
Tiny Fluffy Rage
Beware the Tiny Fluffy Rage!
For it is small, possibly even cute.
Yet its rage is such that even the most stalwart of companions will back away when let loose!
For even the tiniest of the fluffy rages can be cute as they rip open your jugular.
With kindest regards,
The Translator
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