Chaos sways with the wind

Chaos sways with the wind, the branches scratching at the glass on the cold in the night. 

Yet the night drifts on and on. Ever waiting for the dawn.

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Todays Horrorscope for Friday February 7 2025

Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.

May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!

Please remember that this is all in good fun.

Pisces

February 20 - March 20

As the sun is juggled by the clouds so to will be your Hot day.

Todays light will be Stoned like a 60's college student.

Looks like you Lucky Moon for yesterday was smooth like a new born booty! Gnarly!

Your night will be good.

You lucky numbers seem to be 28, 65, 64, 93, 2, 59, 55

A quote for your week.

"His ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge. Of contemporary literature, philosophy and politics he appeared to know nothing. Upon my quoting Thomas Carlyle, he inquired in the naivest way who he might be and what he had done. My surprise reached a climax, however, when I found incidentally that he was ignorant of the Copernican Theory and of the composition of the Solar System. That any civilized being in this nineteenth century should not be aware that the earth traveled round the sun appeared to me to be such an extraordinary fact that I could hardly realize it." 

- A Study in Scarlet a Sherlock Holms novel

 

Aries

March 21 - April 20

Our sincere condolences SIGN! Your day is going to be rainy with a chance of money!

Todays light will be Bountiful like a bosom.

Good thing that Yesterdays Moon was empty! 

Or else you might have had to go to work or some other such silly nonsense.

Your night will be rainy with a chance of dragons.

By the moons and by the seas! Your lucky numbers here they be! 45, 30, 70, 17, 72, 39, 65

A quote for your week.

"Winwood Reade is good upon the subject," said Holmes. "He remarks that, while the individual man is an insoluble puzzle, in the aggregate he becomes a mathematical certainty. You can, for example, never foretell what any one man will do, but you can say with precision what an average number will be up to. Individuals vary, but percentages remain constant. So says the statistician." 

- The Sign of the Four a Sherlock Holms novel

 

Taurus

April 21 - May 21

Oh dear, SIGN. Looks like your day is going to be rainy with a chance of kittens? Such a shame.

Todays light will be Heaven like getting attention from your favorite animal.

Yesterday your moon had swung in on a low hanging vine and it is waxed like a fresh bikini line

Your night will be good like the warmth of the first sip of your favorite hot drink.

Your lucky numbers are said to be 84, 21, 54, 81, 14, 62, 64

A quote for your week.

“The creation of powerful magical tools, generally, is the result of one of three things: the desire to impress a lover; an accident while trying to create something else entirely; or a side project created to assist while working toward something considered more significant by the creator.” 

― Steven Brust, Hawk

 

Gemini

May 22 - June 21

Our sincere condolences SIGN! Your day is going to be one hell of a Good day!

Todays light will be Dull like a spoon.

Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be partial? 

But maybe things will turn about.

Your night will be rainy with a chance of ice cream.

Whispers from the shadows are saying that your lucky number are said to be today! 

71, 1, 85, 8, 67, 18, 14

A quote for your week.

“Does it really matter what you feel when you do something? Does it somehow make a difference if you're sorry when you go blasting your way over someone's life like a locomotive over a papier-mâché doll” 

― Steven Brust, Agyar

 

Cancer
June 22 - July 22

By the stars and their light! SIGN your day will be Bountiful as the harvest moon 

and is going to be a day to remember.

Todays light will be Heaven like successfully getting true vengeance.

Last nights moon was New but now it is over. Yes, it will probably happen again.

Your night will be rainy with a chance of super tasty food.

Be not afraid! For your lucky numbers are as follows! 58, 11, 83, 45, 91, 35, 34

A quote for your week.

“If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient; at others, so bewildered and so weak; and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control! We are, to be sure, a miracle every way; but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out.” 

- Jane Austen, Mansfield Park

 

Leo

July 23 - August 22

Congratulations SIGN! Your day is looking like it will be swampy amd missing frogs! Isn't that a gas?

Todays light will be Bright like a hamster.

The moon is looking like it would have been wanting if not for the clouds hiding it yesterday.

Your night will be full of the fury of the ones that were forgotten on purpose.

Better keep an eye out on the counter tonight! Your lucky numbers are said to be 

58, 60, 37, 94, 81, 49, 14

A quote for your week.

“The proof that these words marked the event… is the very fact that no other words have ever been recorded; and it is well known that ‘historians’ of the popular school dearly love to mark great events by the words which accompanied them. What reason would they have for ignoring words to mark the occasion except that these words fail, in their judgment, to convey the proper sense of the occasion?” 

― Steven Brust, The Lord of Castle Black

 

Virgo
August 23 - September 23

Oh what sweet luck! For SIGN your day is going to be so fetch because it will be 

Good like the warmth of the first sip of your favorite hot drink.
Todays light will be Heaven like getting attention from your favorite cryptid.

Yesterdays Moon was relaxing! Yikes!

Your night will be hell falls asleep and lets today move on by without it.

What is this? But numbers of luck! They are said to be 60, 39, 27, 24, 73, 67, 3

A quote for your week.

“From the very beginning— from the first moment, I may almost say— of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.” 

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

Libera
September 24- October 23

Pity not your luck SIGN! For your day looks like it's going to be rainy with 

a chance of fun. Better luck next time!
Todays light will be Bountiful like the heart.

Yesterday the full of cheese moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be rested.

Your night will be rainy with a chance of money.

Look left! Look Right! And here arn't your lucky numbers a sight? 

Your lucky numbers are said to be 64, 83, 1, 72, 38, 30, 37

A quote for your week.

“Paarfi undertakes a detailed examination on the virtues of brevity: It would seem, therefore, that if we allow our readers, by virtue of being in the company of the historian, to eavesdrop on this interchange, we will have, in one scene, discharged two obligations; a sacrifice, if we may say so, to the god Brevity, whom all historians, indeed, all who work with the written word, ought to worship. We cannot say too little on this subject.”

 ― Steven Brust, The Phoenix Guards

Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18

Such a Bountiful like yonder waifus bosom as it bounces boobily while 

she runs type of day SIGN is going to have!
Todays light will be Fearful of what it might see.

Last nights moon was lustful for a good nights sleep at least it is done and over. For now.

Your night will be full of the fury of the ages.

Lucky numbers for you! 74, 8, 79, 32, 10, 99, 65

A quote for your week.

“The others followed, and found themselves in a small, stuffy basement, which would have been damp, smelly, close, and dark, were it not, in fact, well-lit, which prevented it from being dark.” 

― Steven Brust, The Phoenix Guards

Scorpio
October 24 - November 22

Oh what heart wrenching luck! For SIGN your day is going to be less then fetch 

because it will be one that the stars have bequeathed unto you.

Todays light will be Relaxing into the early morning.

The moon is looking like it would have been lustful for a good nights sleep 

if not for the monkeys stealing it to use as a night light.

Your night will be full of geeking out.

But don't be afraid, your lucky numbers are said to be 37, 9, 15, 22, 61, 20, 35

A quote for your week.

"To Sherlock Holmes she is always the woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex. It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a false position. He never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They were admirable things for the observer — excellent for drawing the veil from men's motives and actions. But for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his. And yet there was but one woman to him, and that woman was the late Irene Adler, of dubious and questionable memory." 

-The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

 

Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21

Our sincere condolences SIGN! Your day is going to be Hell as everything 

burns to the ground around you! Good luck!
Todays light will be Haunting as the fall calibrations of fun and is full of whimsy.

Yesterday the moon was partial because it's being eaten by mice 

but it will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be sure to double check your lucky numbers.
Your night will be a night when The Swamp Hag has ditched you 

on your date and left you with the very large bill.

The wind and the tress have whispered that your lucky numbers are to be 60, 33, 35, 55, 10, 39, 36!

A quote for your week.

“Reflection must be reserved for solitary hours; whenever she was alone, she gave way to it as the greatest relief; and not a day went by without a solitary walk, in which she might indulge in all the delight of unpleasant recollections.” 

― Jane Austen

Capricorn

December 22 - January 20

You are going to have a relaxing day SIGN!

Todays light will be Sharp and sporky.

Pity be what pity is, such a shame that yesterdays Moon was wanting like the desert craves the rain!

Your night will be full of the fury of the ones that were left behind.

Little lucky numbers that are said to be 54, 30, 63, 82, 13, 84, 9

A quote for your week.

"Circumstantial evidence is a very tricky thing," answered Holmes thoughtfully. "It may seem to point very straight to one thing, but if you shift your own point of view a little, you may find it pointing in an equally uncompromising manner to something entirely different." 

-The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Aquarius
January 21 - February 19

By the stars and their light! SIGN your day seems like Hell because you know you did the thing but you still will question yourself for the rest of the day is not going to be a nice relaxing one.

Todays light will be Waxed, smooth and silky.

Yesterday the invisable moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be asleep.

Your night will be bountiful as the feast of the ancient on their day of naming.

Your lucky numbers are said to be 9, 92, 75, 17, 68, 69, 71. Better luck next time!

A quote for your week.

“One reason I’m still around to tell you these stories is because when I’m doing big things that are crazy, I try to play it safe with as much of the little stuff as I can. It’s worked so far, right? Of course, “It’s worked so far, right?” do pretty well as last words, so let’s not get cocky about it.”

 ― Steven Brust, Vallista

Paper queen

 .

Paper queen! Oh baby, can't you hear her scream?
With little cuts running down her hands.
Bloody hands. hear her scream!

With kindest regards,

The Translator

Todays Horrorscope for Friday January 31 2025

Greeting from the Blotters Blog Horrorscope.

May you have a week of affluence that is copiously full of opulence!

Please remember that this is all in good fun.

Pisces

February 20 - March 20

The goddess has granted Pisces a day of running from infants! 

The earth shakes and trembles with your news.

Todays light will be Invisible like a jet.

Last nights moon was famished because it needs sustenance but wait! 

There isn't anymore. Sorry about that.

Your night will be bountiful as the feast of the ancient on their day of naming.

The winds of luck have shined upon you! Your lucky numbers are said to be 38, 22, 61, 76, 53, 3, 90

A quote for your week. 

“You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone for ever. I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own, than when you almost broke it eight years and a half ago.” 

― Jane Austen, Persuasion

 

Aries

March 21 - April 20

Congratulations Aries! Your day is like it is going to to be one of changes! Things couldn't be any better, right?

Todays light will be Spooky like the Not A Shadow.

Time to start planning a garden for fun because according to yesterdays Moon is 

lustful for a good nights sleep!

Your night will be full of the fury of the ages.

Your lucky numbers are said to be by the sky and the stars that soar in it. 25, 96, 75, 59, 84, 37, 89

A quote for your week. 

“Dear Diary, Today I tried not to think about Mr. Knightly. I tried not to think about him when I discussed the menu with Cook... I tried not to think about him in the garden where I thrice plucked the petals off a daisy to acertain his feelings for Harriet. I don't think we should keep daisies in the garden, they really are a drab little flower. And I tried not to think about him when I went to bed, but something had to be done.”

― Jane Austen

 

Taurus
April 21 - May 21

Such Hell while watching the world burn in a way that is satisfying to you Taurus is going to have! With all that you want and yet you will find yourself wanting.

Todays light will be Lustful like an amine character.

The stoned moon from yesterday will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be warned.

Your night will be as bountiful as the harvest moon.

Be alert! Your lucky numbers are said to be 81, 98, 17, 38, 10, 21, 73

A quote for your week. 

“You either choose this method of passing the evening because you are in each other's confidence, and have secret affairs to discuss, or because you are conscious that your figures appear to the greatest advantage in walking;— if the first, I should be completely in your way, and if the second, I can admire you much better as I sit by the fire.” 

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

 

 

Gemini

May 22 - June 21

Such a Cold day Gemini is going to have! May the goddess have mercy on you.

Todays light will be full of envy.

Last nights moon was famished so now it is time to make it everyone else's problem.

Your night will be a day when The Swamp Hag has cursed you.

Whispers from the shadows are saying that your lucky number are said to be today! 

73, 62, 21, 90, 82, 37, 74

A quote for your week. 

“They had no conversation together, no intercourse but what the commonest civility required. Once so much to each other! Now nothing! There had been a time, when of all the large party now filling the drawing-room at Uppercross, they would have found it most difficult to cease to speak to one another. With the exception, perhaps, of Admiral and Mrs. Croft, who seemed particularly attached and happy, (Anne could allow no other exception even among the married couples) there could have been no two hearts so open, no tastes so simliar, no feelings so in unison, no countenances so beloved. Now they were as strangers; nay, worse than strangers, for they could never become aquainted. It was a perpetual estrangement.” 

― Jane Austen, Persuasion

 

Cancer

June 22 - July 22

Don't worry Cancer! Today your day is going to be cursing the elders!

Todays light will be Heaven like the first taste of your favorite meal.

Bet you weren't expecting for your lucky moon for yesterday to be hungry? Lucky you!

Your night will be Spooky.

Your lucky numbers are said to be 98, 72, 28, 13, 30, 96, 39

A quote for your week. 

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.” 

― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

 

Leo
July 23 - August 22

You are going to have a day that is Bountiful like yonder waifus bosom as it bounces boobily while she runs! Oh dear Leo! Looks like your pilgrimage starts now.

Todays light will be Spooky like the cold light of a too sterile hospital room.

Yesterday the empty moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be alive!

Your night will be Hell as everything burns to the ground around you.

Numbers of fortune! Numbers of Woe! Listen here before you go! 75, 80, 6, 83, 37, 14, 43

A quote for your week. 

“Do not give way to useless alarm; though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain.” 

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

 

Virgo
August 23 - September 23

Congratulations Virgo! Your day is like it is going to be rainy with a chance of unicorns?
Well, things can't get possibly worse, right?
Todays light will be Bountiful of bosom.

Pity that yesterdays Moon was missing like a shadow in the darkness of the forest of your soul!

Your night will be bountiful like yonder waifus bosom as it bounces boobily while she runs.

Be happy! Your lucky numbers are said to be 91, 97, 33, 89, 48, 32, 54

A quote for your week. 

“Do not consider me now as an elegant female intending to plague you, but as a rational creature speaking the truth from her heart.” 

― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

Libera
September 24- October 23

The goddess has granted Libera a day of Good! Do as you wish with this news.

Todays light will be Good like your favorite drink.

Last nights moon was invisible and we think you were hoping for something better then that.

Your night will be a day when The Swamp Hag has blessed you.

Hark! Your lucky numbers scream that they are here for you! 

They scream that they are 52, 89, 91, 73, 60, 97, 57

A quote for your week. 

"His ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge. Of contemporary literature, philosophy and politics he appeared to know nothing. Upon my quoting Thomas Carlyle, he inquired in the naivest way who he might be and what he had done. My surprise reached a climax, however, when I found incidentally that he was ignorant of the Copernican Theory and of the composition of the Solar System. That any civilized being in this nineteenth century should not be aware that the earth traveled round the sun appeared to me to be such an extraordinary fact that I could hardly realize it."

 - A Study in Scarlet a Sherlock Holmes novel

 

Ophiuchus
November 29 - December 18

You day will be Fearful as a new born kitten. Spitting and hissing at the world. 

Just as the unicorn farts in the forest.
Todays light will be Mysterious as the women in the shadows.

Yesterdays Moon was wistful for a time when it can relax! Gadzooks!

Your night will be rainy with a chance of puppies.

Your lucky numbers are said to be 13, 82, 51, 61, 21, 57, 37. 

But you don't have to take our word for it.

A quote for your week. 

“It is always man's ideas which drive his actions. This has, at times, resulted in great evil; but as we look around us, we cannot doubt that it has resulted in greater good.” 

― Steven Brust, Sethra Lavode

Scorpio
October 24 - November 22

Congratulations Scorpio! Your day is looking like one that the stars have bequeathed unto you. 

Such a shame.
Todays light will be cursing the elders.

The moon is looking like it would have been doubled like a shot of espresso your friend 

just kicked back like it was water if not for the sky dragon eating it yesterday.
Your night will be good.

Here, have these 97, 60, 13, 79, 66, 46, 50 as they have been bequeathed unto you.

A quote for your week. 

"We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the tap-room and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous. He ended a string of abuse by a vicious back-hander, which I failed to entirely avoid. The next few minutes were delicious. It was a straight left against a slogging ruffian. I emerged as you see me. Mr. Woodley went home in a cart. So ended my country trip, and it must be confessed that, however enjoyable, my day on the Surrey border has not been much more profitable than your own." 

-The Return of Sherlock Holmes

Sagittarius
November 23 - December 21

By the stars and their light! Sagittarius your day will be full of the fury of the ones that were 

forgotten on purpose is going to be an absolute nightmare!
Todays light will be bad like the decisions you have made.

Yesterday the partial moon will soon bring forth that with which you seek. Be full.

Your night will be hell because you know you did the thing but you still will 

question yourself for the rest of the day.

The Sun and the Moon have whispered to thee, your lucky numbers are said to be 

48, 58, 66, 31, 84, 61, 69

A quote for your week. 

"I have been guilty of several monographs. They are all upon technical subjects. Here, for example, is one 'Upon the Distinction between the Ashes of the Various Tobaccos'. In it I enumerate a hundred and forty forms of cigar, cigarette, and pipe tobacco, with coloured plates illustrating the difference in the ash." 

- The Sign of the Four a Sherlock Holmes novel

Capricorn
December 22 - January 20

Such a Haunting Capricorn is going to have! As sweet as the singing rain and just as carefree.
Todays light will be Relaxing like the warmth of a nice bath.

Hodgepodge and perfect lines. Slimy sneaks and runway models. 

Yesterdays Moon was hungry like the wolf.

Your night will be bad.

Your lucky numbers are probably going to be 88, 34, 18, 91, 80, 20, 79 but who is to know for sure?

A quote for your week. 

“I’ve heard it said: ‘By his home you shall know him’; and we all know that we must pay attention to anyone who reverses the subject and auxiliary verb in his sentence.” 

― Steven Brust, Issola

Aquarius

January 21 - February 19

By the stars and their light! Aquarius your Spooky day is going to be a delight!

Todays light will be Bountiful like the fall will bring about the fortune of harvests.

Yesterdays Moon was full of cheese! Such a shame.

Your night will be full of the fury of the ones that were forgotten with time as it passes us all by.

But don't worry, your lucky numbers are said to be 84, 85, 91, 52, 27, 55, 99

A quote for your week. 

“One reason I’m still around to tell you these stories is because when I’m doing big things that are crazy, I try to play it safe with as much of the little stuff as I can. It’s worked so far, right? Of course, “It’s worked so far, right?” do pretty well as last words, so let’s not get cocky about it.”

 ― Steven Brust, Vallista

Twitching on the ground

Twitching on the ground. Creepy crawly legs squiggling away. 

The stoned cat slobbers after them.

With kindest regards,

The Translator